Monday, July 30, 2012

True Story

1. The other night I went to breastfeed Penny and started to undo my pants rather than my bra.
2. I am addicted to sugar and the spoons I leave on the counter prove it.  First I dip in the peanut butter jar than the honey pot.
3. Coffee is my new best friend.  Stronger the better with a shit load of french vanilla creamer.
4. I now inhale my food because who has time to chew?? 
5. My armpits ALWAYS smell like they belong to a pubescent boy who just ran a marathon...damn hormones.
6. I wrote this post with one hand while nursing....go me!


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